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TOP TEN SIGNS THE MANAGER OF YOUR LOCAL GAP HAS GONE NUTS
10. On your way into the store, you trip over the acid-washed,
sand-blasted corpse of J. Crew
9. Every time you return to the dressing room, he's wearing your
clothes
8. Mock turtle necks made out of real turtles
7. His assistant manager is a mannequin
6. Really excited about CBS' new prime time line-up
5. He eats your gift certificate with some fava beans and a nice
chianti
4. Declares war on the Banana Republic across the street
3. Has opened a Gap for monkeys
2. Says "Hi, my name is Gap. Forrest Gap"
1. Makes you try on his pants
Letterman, Wednesday, May 31, 1995, Originally broadcast 9/23/94
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995